Coots and Biddys Senior Discount Salt and Pepper Shakers

From the Coots and Biddys collection. Coots and Biddys Senior Discount Salt and Pepper Shakers. Reads \"We want our Senior Citizen Discount, right friggin\' now\" on the base. Features a Coot and Biddy together as a salt and pepper shaker. Makes a perfect gift for that Over the Hill Coot or Biddy. Made of resin. Measures 5\" tall. The truth revealed about these once thought to be mythical beings: Can grow hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head. Repeats the same story of winning the junior high 100 yard dash. Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls \"Senior Moments.\" Once fabled to be six feet tall, but now only 3 feet 8 inches with slippers. Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.